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202: Imperial Stout

In Season 2 on January 3, 2013 at 4:54 pm

imperal stout

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…
It was a time when real men drank dark beer,
And blonde lager was nothing more than a fair-haired spaceport whore,
And the best variety of dark beer was imperial stout,
And the best imperial stout was Imperial Stout.

Embrace the Dark Side of the Beer.

Sugary water and oxygen leads to yeast,
Yeast leads to fermentation,
And fermentation leads to beer.

Your father, was seduced by the Dark Side of the Beer. He ceased to be Anakin Skywalker and “became” Drunk Vader.


201: Chinese Bladder Poetry.

In Season 2 on January 2, 2013 at 7:45 pm

snakes and ladders

Chinese Kisses
The game is pretty simple. Everyone sits in a circle, and it begins with a peck on the cheek. By the time it comes around again it’s something completely different.

Snakes and Bladders
Step 1: play snakes and ladders.
Step 2: take shots of beer, or other liquid of your choice, equal to your dice roll.
Step 3: you’re not allowed to go to the toilet til you make it to the end of the board.

Rap vs Poetry
Rap is just smack talk poetry,
By egotistical boys who disagree,
About their level of street credibility,
Dishing out burns of the third degree,
No regard for who’s hurt by the debris,
Til one’s the winner by the crowd’s decree,
But this gangster wordplay ain’t the life for me,
Swap the popping caps for pleasantries,
Sitting on the porch with some books and tea,
Much more enjoyable I can guarantee.