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202: Imperial Stout

In Season 2 on January 3, 2013 at 4:54 pm

imperal stout

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…
It was a time when real men drank dark beer,
And blonde lager was nothing more than a fair-haired spaceport whore,
And the best variety of dark beer was imperial stout,
And the best imperial stout was Imperial Stout.

Embrace the Dark Side of the Beer.

Sugary water and oxygen leads to yeast,
Yeast leads to fermentation,
And fermentation leads to beer.

Your father, was seduced by the Dark Side of the Beer. He ceased to be Anakin Skywalker and “became” Drunk Vader.